David Lee Roth, Satanist or saddo? The evidence...

Spotify has a lot to answer for, least of all its dodgy algorithm that made out Britney Spears was my most listened to artist of 2019... anyway I’ve already got a strong contender for “most ridiculous new favourite old song of the year/DECADE”, and it’s only January 6!
This morning at about 6:30am David Lee Roth’s Yankee Rose entered the playlist - and what a banger.
It starts out with him discussing a hot woman with a GUITAR. Yes the guitar sort of speaks. Absurd.