Not everyone believes that the Moon exists - here’s why

Moon-related conspiracy theories don’t start and end with the “faked” Apollo 11 mission of 1969 - there’s a whole galaxy of ‘em... and they are absolutely mental.
As someone obsessed with horoscopes (including those of people who aren’t real), the idea that the Moon DOES NOT EXIST absolutely terrifies me. How will I live my life without it? Or more pressingly, what the fuck has been navigating me through existence since 1983?!
While I cannot physically prove the existence of the Moon, I choose to believe it is