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Uri Geller's 2020 predictions are coming true... BE AFRAID


We could have saved ourselves a lot of drama if we had just listened to Uri Geller in December

Say what you like about Uri Geller - well unless you're calling him a "fraud", "c**t" or "charlatan", I won't stand for that - but when it comes to foreseeing the shit show that is 2020, he's been bang on the money.


"IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD WARNED US ABOUT THE AUSTRALIAN BUSH FIRES, MEGXIT, PROOF OF ALIENS, VIOLENT INTERNATIONAL PROTESTS AND THE SPACE-X PROJECT BACK IN DECEMBER 2019!" I hear you cry.


Guess what. Someone did. That someone is Uri Geller.

In December 2019 he told (one of my favourite magazines) The National Enquirer what he saw coming over the horizon for the next 12 months...

  1. NATURAL DISASTERS

  2. SHAKE UP IN THE ROYAL FAMILY

  3. ALIENS

  4. SPACE TRAVEL

  5. PROTESTS

  6. ROBOTS

There are still 6 (long, never ending, potentially terrifying) months of 2020 left, so there is still time for his visions regarding the fields of medicine and mind control to come to fruition.


I've been obsessed with Uri Geller since he appeared on an episode of Roland Rat and made a seed grow by holding it and chanting "grow, seed! grow!"


It was 1986. I was 3 years old, and I genuinely think that witnessing that set me on my weird life path that has been both a blessing and a curse.


Sadly I can't find that on YouTube, so I might have imagined it - but the 1996 TV movie of his life, MINDBENDER, is very real. And it looks excellent.



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