The best horror Christmas Jumpers from iron maiden to freddy krueger

Let's be honest, Christmas Jumper Day is infinitely more fun for men - assuming they don't want to wear itchy nylon sweaters with 'Christmas fizz', 'just add sparkle', 'jingle belle', or 'prosecco princess' scrawled across the front in a horrible handwriting font.

I know some girls like these sort of twee festive call to arms, but I'm not one of them. I'd prefer a jumper with a Terry's chocolate orange on it, or a knitted portrait of someone naturally glittery and tacky like Zsa Zsa Gabor.