Let's be honest, Christmas Jumper Day is infinitely more fun for men - assuming they don't want to wear itchy nylon sweaters with 'Christmas fizz', 'just add sparkle', 'jingle belle', or 'prosecco princess' scrawled across the front in a horrible handwriting font.
I know some girls like these sort of twee festive call to arms, but I'm not one of them. I'd prefer a jumper with a Terry's chocolate orange on it, or a knitted portrait of someone naturally glittery and tacky like Zsa Zsa Gabor.
Men on the other hand are presented with scores of literally 'sick' Christmas jumpers to choose from.
This morning, while hungover from my work Christmas do, I compiled some of my favourites for a special Twitter thread. It took ages and made me feel more queasy, TBH. See it in its natural habitat (and give us a follow! please!) here, or check it out below.
Which one is your favourite?
And in the spirit of the season, we have compiled the Sinister Isles Christmas gift guide 2019 - ideal for any last minute present inspo for the special oddball in your life.