Celebrating the Real WerePup of Beverley Hills

I thought hell would freeze over before I got Rob to watch an entire episode of The Real Housewives of Beverley Hills, but thanks to a potent combination of terrible hangovers and a classic 2013 episode where Joyce accuses ‘English witch’ Carlton of putting a hex on her husband, I have managed it.

It happened on a Sunday. Neither of us were feeling too clever, and I decamped to the sofa to watch as much crap TV as I could fit in my eyes before he woke up.