Horror-scopes

Aug 26, 2020

Horror-scopes: Leatherface, Virgo or nutcase?

Leatherface is happiest when he's slicing people up - but is that because he's a perfectionist who enjoys being busy, or because he's nuts?

Jun 12, 2020

Horror-scopes: Is Jason Voorhees a typical Gemini?

The drowned kid turned deformed murderous freak is a Gemini... but does he act like it?

Jun 6, 2020

Horror-scopes: Is Damien Thorn a classic Gemini man?

The son of Satan is a Gemini man - did we even need to ask?

Apr 7, 2020

Horror-scopes: Evil Dead's Ash Williams is SUCH an Aries

When you think about it, the chainsaw wielding monster-hunter really is powered by pure Fire sign energy.

Mar 31, 2020

Horror-scopes: Is Misery's Annie Wilkes a true Aries?

Annie Wilkes lost her rag and broke someone's ankles with a sledgehammer - would that have happened if she was a Pisces?

Feb 26, 2020

Horror-scopes: Why Twin Peaks' Leland Palmer is 100% a Pisces

Leland Palmer, over-emotional, self-pitying, sexual deviant. Yes, he's a Pisces.

Feb 23, 2020

Horror-scopes: X Files' Dana Scully has Pisces intuition

If you like things doing by the book she's your gal - or is she?

Jan 24, 2020

HORROR-SCOPES: CRAZED DOLL CHUCKY THE WEIRDO AQUARIUS

He's adaptable, he's mysterious,, he's got a good sense of humour, he's an Aquarius.

Jan 20, 2020

Horror-scopes: Hannibal Lecter, more Capricorn than Aquarius

Born on January 20, Silence of the Lambs' brain-nibbling baddie Hannibal Lecter is a CUSP - which might explain why he's so unhinged TBH...

Jan 7, 2020

Horror-scopes: Alien's Ellen Ripley is the most cold blooded Capricorn you'll ever meet

Capricorn babe Ellen Ripley was born on January 7th, 2092 - I'm just assuming that people are "still in to horoscopes" in 70 years.

Nov 22, 2019

Horror-scopes: It's no surprise Dracula was a Sagittarius

No one knows exactly when Bram Stoker’s Dracula was born/spawned/emerged/shape shifted from bat to man, but historical records claim the...

Nov 11, 2019

Horror-scopes: Is The Exorcist's Regan a true Scorpio?

She yells vile slurs as you tie her to a bed to stop her from killing you - some might say Regan is ALL Scorpios...

Oct 20, 2019

Horror-scopes: Mummy's Boy Norman Bates, typical Libra

His love for his mother caused him to develop a split personality - meet Norman Bates, textbook damaged Libra man.

Oct 20, 2019

Horror-scopes: How can Freddy Krueger Be a Virgo?

No one knows the Nightmare on Elm Street villain's date of birth, but this is why it's highly likely he's a Virgo.

Oct 19, 2019

Horror-scopes: Michael Myers is totally a Libra

Halloween baddie Michael Myers was born on October 19 1962 - could we have guessed he's a Libra from the get go? The answer is yes.