Horror-scopes: Is Jason Voorhees a typical Gemini?
You don't need me to tell you that Gemini men are renowned for being trouble - you've probably seen plenty of memes saying exactly the same thing, or wiped the tears of a friend after they were royally screwed over by one.
But does murderous mummy's boy Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th films fit that mould?
Considering he doesn't talk, and Geminis are renowned for their chatty nature, I was struggling to connect him to any of the traits typical of those born on June 13.
But then it hit me - he wears a goddamn mask, he is as two-faced as they come - let's not forget that Gemini's symbol is the twins.
Thankfully the fellow armchair astrologers at Cosmo have already summarised what ol' J.V is all about in their analysis of the sign.
"He’s not the most romantic, but having him around always promises for a memorable time" - memories, also known as severe PTSD, tick.
"His strong sense of youthfulness is refreshing to be around, and you won’t ever feel bored with him, including the bedroom, where he happens to be very open-minded and down for anything" - is a child spirit demon, will slash and stab in all positions, tick.
"Let your inner child come out and play with him, and you’re set" - terrible idea, it was kids that made this mess back at Camp Crystal Lake.
If Cosmo's planet-gazers haven't convinced you, chew on this from Astrology Kitchen.
They claim that those born on June 13 "love adventure and prefer living life on the edge.
"These individuals have a kinetic kind of charm that easily draws others to them.
"They can even seem a little self-involved, but that is usually due to the fact that they are accustomed to causing a stir wherever they go."
Need to see him in action to decide for yourself? VOILA