Horror-scopes: Michael Myers is totally a Libra

Like many Libra men, Michael Myers struggles to keep things on an even keel

I have always claimed I could survive without Instagram. But today I realised quitting it is simply too risky - if I had followed through on this (empty) promise yesterday, I would never have learnt that today, October 19, is Michael Myers' birthday. And then I would never have been given the opportunity to answer the burning question, 'is he a typical Libra?'

The answer, in a nutshell, dear reader is yes, yes I believe he is.